DONGER DARCY.... He's a little Ripper!
The
Last Aussie
Larrikin!
"I've had more moot under me than a limbo stick at a lesbian disco!
Hold on to your hats ladies and gents, you're in for a wild time! when DONGER DARCY enters a room anything could happen!
DONGER DARCY is one of the last Aussie Larrikins, he is a Politically incorecet, rude and crude singer songwriter/entertainer. DONGER represents an old school AUSTRALIA, he is a Rogue, a loveable larrikin and always fights for the underdog.
DONGER is a mans man, he loves a drink, a smoke, a punt, doesnt do weights, hates quinoa, and most of all LOVES the ladies!!
"I'm rarer than a Chinese surfer"
Jeepers!, that's Rare!!!
BOOK HIM FOR YOUR NEXT PARTY
CONTACT HIM ON EMAIL AND SAY G'DAY
Email:thedongerdarcy@gmail.com
PROMO VIDEO'S
WHO IS DONGER DARCY ???????
CHECK OUT MY PROMO VIDEO FROM THE SYDNEY FRINGE FESTIVAL...
Click here to check out the VIDEO!!
Why are Down lights are so expensive? Click below for the answer......hahaha!!!
NEW SONG
"The travelling
Pantsman"
It's a Lil' Ripper!
BUY THE CD ONLY $10
FEATURES THE HIT NEW SONG
TONY ABBOTT
IM OLD SCHOOL, I'LL MAIL IT TO YA WITH A PERSONAL LETTER! Great GIFT IDEAS, SEND ME A MESSAGE AND SAY G'DAY! ,gre
EMAIL: thedongerdarcy@gmail.com
FEATURES 10 CLASSIC SONGS!!
BUY THE ALBUM AND GET A PERSONALISED LETTER FROM ME!!!
WOW,ONLY! $10
F
LETS PARTY!!!
Ladies and Gents, ya favourite loveable Larrikin is available for private shows!
He can offer different options!! Full light show, Back up band, JELLY WRESTLERS, with full SOUND SYSTEM, DJ SET PLAYING ALL THE CLASSICS, I can even write a personalised song for the guest of honour
THATS RIGHT You can have me all to yourself! HENS NIGHTS, BIRTHDAYS, BUCKS PARTYS, OFFICE CELEBRATIONS, FOOTY CLUBS,CORPORATE, MCing. YOU NAME IT I'LL BE THERE!...Im here to sing and entertain!!, Drop me an email and lets talk!!
EMAIL: thedongerdarcy@gmail.com
LISTEN TO MY
SONGS CLICK BELOW, They're rippers
CLICK HERE TO
LISTEN TO MY SONGS
Guaranteed Pissers!
TONY ABBOTT SONG
Here's my shithouse filmclip for my CONTROVERSIAL new song about our Loveable PM 'TONY ABBOTT"
He's a real parliamentary Member!
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DONG COVERS HIMSELF IN BRUT 33...LIKE A REAL MAN!
Click for Video
Watch out ladies! this racy little video of Dong will get ya clapping ya clams!!
He's sexier than a leopard in leather pants, bathed in a bottle of Brut!
